The Jeffersonian: Politicks, Sports, and Culture

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Note to Jessica Simpson

Adam Levine is the first guy out of the gate? Really? The "Tap on my window, knock on my door" guy? You realize you've just setting the bar so much lower now that once you and I do meet, you're gonna be so blown away it's not even gonna be a challenge, right? And then it's not gonna be as much fun. Right?